The "What would you do if........" Thread

Not sure if anyone remembers these, but I used to ask a bunch of "what would you do if...." questions on yahoo answers so I decided to bring it to the forum. Anyone can do the what would you do ifs. I'll do the first one..

What would you do if you woke up one morning and walked out your front door to see Michael standing there with a handfull of red roses and a box of chocolates. When you look at him he goes, "No no, today we're going to watch Disney movies, you're not going to work/school."

I'd be like "Okay, whatever you say Michael "

What would you do if Michael called you?

I'd probably be in shock for about 5 minutes and then eventually snap back into it long enough to ask him how he got my phone number and why he chose me out of all his fans to call.

What would you do if you woke up in the middle of the night to hear something in your kitchen. As you walk into your kitchen you see someone in your refridgerator. Scared, you, softly ask them who they are and as you do, he shuts the door to the refridgerator and you see that it is Michael. Shocked, you stand there silent as he asks "Don't you have any salsa?"

I can't stop laughing at that!

I'd probably say "Yes, but its in the cupboard, since it's not opened yet"

Okay what would you do if you came home one night, went into your living room and found Michael laying on your couch watching The Simpsons?

START TO SCREAM!!! LOL! THAT WOULD BE A MIRACLE!! MICHAEL'S SO SWEET!! LOVE U MICHAEL!

Oh trust me, I remember these! LOL. It would be so bad (in a good way) I couldnt even tell you what I would do.

If I saw Michael sitting on my couch watching the Simpsons, I would be so freaking speechless. I wouldn't know what right words I would use to have them properly come out of my mouth without sounding like a retard. lol

What would you do if you were at your job and Michael Jackson comes walking through the front door?

haha ask if I could have him at my table, although I bet there would be a fight over what servers section he was sat in.... think of the tip!!! But I think I'd be the best choice for obvious reasons.

What would you do if Michael visited this forum?

I would be very excited!

What would you do if you were looking for a job in the classifides in the newspaper and you saw one that interested you and you called and it ended up being Michael who's looking to hire someone?

omg I'd be soo nervous for my interview because I'd wanna work for him so bad!

What would you do if....

One day you come home to your house and as you walk in you see that someone has been there. You slowly proceed to the living room and then the kitchen but find no one so you go to your bedroom to change your clothes thinking it was probably just one of your family members. As you go into your bedroom, you hear someone in the shower in the bathroom. Since no one is supposed to be home other than you, you decide to peak into the bathroom to see who is in there, when you do, you hear someone singing a familiar song with a familiar voice.... Michael Jackson is taking a shower in your bathroom! What would you do?

I can NOT answer that....but I want to know who CAN and still be able to keep it PG-13. So someone answer, please?!

Not me!

Good clean answer Coco

thank ya

thease are hilareus. whare do you come up with this stuff. i laughed so hard at the salsa one and the first shower reply i thought i was gonna wake someone up! but let me try one.

what would you do if you moved in to a new house. not knowing that mj was your neighbor, and wile bakeing a cake one day you discuver you have no suger. so you stroll over to the neighbors to ask for some and mj answers the door. what would you do?

OMG!! I would so let him into my house!! let him sleep in my house for ever until I am about twenty so he falls inlove with me and we get married!!

haha she's gonna hold him ransom!

Stranger In Pittsburgh wrote:

haha she's gonna hold him ransom!

omg lmao

Stranger In Pittsburgh wrote:

omg I'd be soo nervous for my interview because I'd wanna work for him so bad!

What would you do if....

One day you come home to your house and as you walk in you see that someone has been there. You slowly proceed to the living room and then the kitchen but find no one so you go to your bedroom to change your clothes thinking it was probably just one of your family members. As you go into your bedroom, you hear someone in the shower in the bathroom. Since no one is supposed to be home other than you, you decide to peak into the bathroom to see who is in there, when you do, you hear someone singing a familiar song with a familiar voice.... Michael Jackson is taking a shower in your bathroom! What would you do?

OMGGG!!!! Take off my clothes as fast as I can and get in the shower!!! LOL! Start kissing him and tell him how happy I am!!!
Hee!

D'Hobbit wrote:

I would be very excited!

What would you do if you were looking for a job in the classifides in the newspaper and you saw one that interested you and you called and it ended up being Michael who's looking to hire someone?

Ashley do you want me to faint now? LOL! I would definately lose it!! I'd love to work for MJ even as a bodyguard!!... hmm but I'd need some muscles.. like 50's! LOL!!
LOVE YA!

Stranger In Pittsburgh wrote:

I'd probably be in shock for about 5 minutes and then eventually snap back into it long enough to ask him how he got my phone number and why he chose me out of all his fans to call.

What would you do if you woke up in the middle of the night to hear something in your kitchen. As you walk into your kitchen you see someone in your refridgerator. Scared, you, softly ask them who they are and as you do, he shuts the door to the refridgerator and you see that it is Michael. Shocked, you stand there silent as he asks "Don't you have any salsa?"

"Nooo... but I have ketchup... uh! ya!" and faint!

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stranger in iowa wrote:

thease are hilareus. whare do you come up with this stuff. i laughed so hard at the salsa one and the first shower reply i thought i was gonna wake someone up! but let me try one.

what would you do if you moved in to a new house. not knowing that mj was your neighbor, and wile bakeing a cake one day you discuver you have no suger. so you stroll over to the neighbors to ask for some and mj answers the door. what would you do?

OMG! I'd be speechless! I don't know! lol! MJ'S IN DA HOOD YO! LOL!!!
Love ya mj love ya mj fans!

STRANGER IN GREECE (INVIN wrote:

stranger in iowa wrote:

thease are hilareus. whare do you come up with this stuff. i laughed so hard at the salsa one and the first shower reply i thought i was gonna wake someone up! but let me try one.

what would you do if you moved in to a new house. not knowing that mj was your neighbor, and wile bakeing a cake one day you discuver you have no suger. so you stroll over to the neighbors to ask for some and mj answers the door. what would you do?

OMG! I'd be speechless! I don't know! lol! MJ'S IN DA HOOD YO! LOL!!!
Love ya mj love ya mj fans!

lol you guys are crazy